A googlism is an internet phrase generator that will find phrases on the net based on the word(s) you plug in. I didn't think my googlism would come up with much for "Danelle", but here it is: (my comments in italics of course)

Googlism for: danelle

danelle is currently pursuing a major in print journalism and minor in english
No wonder Im not working!

danelle is currently working on
Nnnnothing!

danelle is a great kid with a huge love to read
Grammar, anyone?

danelle is one of team tubbs most "valuable players"
Team Tubbs? Wait a minute...

danelle is really mesaana
Oh, that sounds all d&d or something

danelle is moving in a spaceship at a constant velocity away from a group of stars
Whee!

danelle is one of elaida's party that takes siuan into custody
Again, d&d...I sense a theme

danelle is a widely accepted theory
but has not yet been proven..

danelle is a true angel to the animals and their shelter life would be rough without danelle
Yes, she gives the pet mice treats of pop tarts each night...

danelle is not short of work
Housework, maybe..

danelle is starting to sit up on her own
But only before the 6th beer...then she needs help

danelle is around
Round?

danelle is a writer you can trust to deliver great stories time after time
Well, I just..you know...

danelle is always really positive and she's always got a smile on her face
Oh, now that's funny..

danelle is a senior majoring in elementary education/special learning and behavioral problems
I am taking entirely too many classes

danelle is a female powerhouse
Fuckin A...

danelle is going to do a good job of keeping the ball down
Ball down? where down?

danelle is a great athlete
Danelle is *not* a great athlete, people.

danelle is doing hush
hush? Is that like hash..but quieter?

danelle is 8 months old
No wonder I don't have a job..

danelle is about five feet four inches tall
Hey, that's true!

danelle is a smart girl
Well....I am taking a lot of classes apparently...

danelle is the spanish language cataloger at sapl and her goal is to learn about everything that might contribute to spanish
!besa mi culo!

danelle is examining the use of iterative corrections in the transform domain for the management of these instabilities
Danelle doesn't even know what that means...

danelle is right
All of the time...

danelle is working on some sort of burrito concoction wrapped in tin foil
Could happen...

danelle is the current chairperson
Of Everything That Is Not Important

danelle is sleeping as usual
I get up sometimes!

danelle is down on the left corner
See me?

danelle is finishing her student teaching at duluth central and plans to stay at home and raise kids until all of them are in school
I go to school entirely TOO much.

danelle is the author of the short story sins of the mother and allegro ouroboros in d minor found in the anthology book the lives of dax
Um no, Danelle writes a blog.