I might as well address the tagboard hatemail, I got nothing else going on.

Don't post my real name online? What are you, kidding? I monitored internet chat rooms - for a living. I've posted more than 1700 posts to a single forum. I've had several web sites. I've webmastered other's web sites. My name is all over the goddamn net. I should be scared? Of what? Some internet savvy rapist is gonna look my name up in the phone book and come to my house and slice my throat? Bring it on, I've got better knives than you've ever seen in your fucken life. First you'll have to get through the mob of scary teenagers blocking the front door in their lawn chairs, tho.

Get with it, man. I bet you're afraid to give out your credit card number online too, huh.

Move along, there is nothing to see here.