From: Danelle
To: Anne M.
Subject: Songs about Gail

Ok, you asked for it.

Lazy
Sung to the tune of Patsy Cline's "Crazy"

Lazy - too lazy for nothin' but sleepin...
Lazy - too lazy to look at your work
I knew - you'd love me as long as I looked busy
And then someday
I'd make lists of things you should do

Hurry - Why should I make myself Hurry
Wonderin' - when you'll pick up on the clue
I'm lazy
Do you think that I'm doing any real work?

Too lazy for phone calls, too lazy for the malls
And too lazy . . .

For paying attention..to you!

let's do something even less constructive now.