Thanks a bunch to Jennifer (Chapter40) who is sitting on mamselle's head on the guestmap. And courtesy of her blog, i'm providing you with entertainment options for when you visit the city of Dildo, Newfoundland:

Special Events
Dildo Days is an annual event offering a wide variety of activities including boat flotilla, local entertainment, children's activities, concessions, dance and games of chance. All participants during this weekend must purchase Dildo dollars to partake.

Dildo dollars! Can I bring buttplug bucks too?