I found a funny blog, one of the funniest I've ever seen. Not My Desk. Tales, woes and revelry that make up the life of a temporary employee. This excerpt is from one post that had me rolling...

"...according to the article, this former co-worker, upset and angry over losing his job, burst into the building with a gun. Burst through these very doors I'm sitting in front of, the ones that are now locked except when I decide to open them for somebody"
Not My Desk "Insecurity"