Desert Sand Mica

Whatever, just crash it Bob...


I've had this on my personal webpage for a long time, but I thought it was funny enough to slap here:

Banned Childrens Books

Dad's New Wife Timothy
Pop! Goes The Hamster....And Other Great Microwave Games
How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School
Mommy Drinks Because You Cry
Some Kittens Can Fly!
The Tickling Babysitter
Babar Meets the Taxidermist
Controlling the playground: Respect through Fear
Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables
The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy
Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead
Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver
You Are Different and That's Bad
Getting More Chocolate on Your Face
Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer -- Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!
All Dogs Go to Hell
The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?
Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
You Were an Accident
Strangers Have the Best Candy
The Little Sissy Who Snitched


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