"To the lady sitting next to me . . . Thanks for bringing your baby. It really added to the performance of the children to have a screaming baby drowning out their singing."

You have to go read Trish's account of her son's Holiday Program at school. We've all been there, and she makes it hilarious.

We had a scrummy pot roast dinner, and was tender enough to cut with a fork. Taters, carrots and corn with brown gravy drowning it all. (No, not tattoos, PN) lol. I had to immediately crawl to the couch to digest for an hour and watch SNL's Holiday Show.

I'm actually almost sorta kinda in the mood to wrap presents.

He went to Jared.