I frequent a knife collector's forum, and we have a section there for "off-topic" subjects. W-aaa-y off topic. Today's new threads:

Does anyone think Moslem women are hot?
I just tried to cut my own hair.
Ever spell checked your own name?
You french hating bastids...
I took a really good crap this morning!
Another one bites the dust!
My Good Looking Daughter
Crit/J-Man show watchin', thong picture lookin', big ass dump takin' BASTIDS!!
The 5 day Bagdad forecast
Problems with chafing
Embarassed because your camel toe isn't pronounced enough?

Knife Knuts are nuts!