The shortest books ever written.

20. BEAUTY SECRETS -- by Janet Reno
19. HOME BUILT AIRPLANES -- by John Denver
18. HOW TO GET TO THE SUPER BOWL -- by Dan Marino
17. THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL -- by Hillary Clinton
16. MY LIFE'S MEMORIES -- by Ronald Reagan
15. THINGS I CAN'T AFFORD -- by Bill Gates
14. THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY -- by Dennis Rodman
13. THE WILD YEARS -- by Al Gore
12. AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC OCEAN
11. AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS
10. DETROIT -- A TRAVEL GUIDE
9. DR. KEVORKIAN'S COLLECTION OF MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
8. EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN
7. EVERYTHING WOMEN KNOW ABOUT MEN
6. ALL THE MEN I'VE LOVED BEFORE -- by Ellen DeGeneres
5. MIKE TYSON'S GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
4. SPOTTED OWL RECIPES -- by the Sierra Club
3. THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
2. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS -- by O. J. Simpson
1. MY BOOK OF MORALS -- by Bill Clinton