Ok, here's something weird. I was sitting outside reading today, (man, I love working at the Library) and these two guys walked passed (black, not that it matters) and said "hey"..like they knew me. I just looked up, and then he said

"Nice Legs".

What is that? It reminds me of Jerry Seinfelds monologue about guys honking their horns at women. "This is what we do. We're out of ideas".