This is hilarious. The English to 12-year-old AOL-er translator.

I put in "Hey, what's going on! I haven't seen you in a while. do you want to go to the movies?"

And it returned with: "HEY WUT GONG ON!11!1! WTF LOL I HAEVNT SEN U IN A WHIEL!!1! OMG WTF LOL DO U WANT 2 GO 2 TEH MOVEIS?!??!! OMG WTF LOL"

How frighteningly accurate. But I find that most AOL users in general are this dense..not just the 12 year olds.

"I like paying $22 a month for internet service." (yes, people are really paying this for dial-up. I know. It's insane)
"I love porno email spam."
"Especially when it's sent to my kids"
"I love waiting while AOL "updates" my account for 10 minutes while I try to sign off." (In reality, they are implanting pop-ups and scanning your history. Why? More spam!)
"I love being able to access only 30% of the internet."
"Yes, I love my AOL".

I know I'm a smartass. I just hate AOL soo much.