I was playing around on realtor.com and found this little gem, not too far away. Cozy, hmm? We can assume that the price will be outrageous, of course. Oh, only 8 million. Not so bad.

But when you break it down into monthly payments, it's actually comical.



But it's so reassuring to know that I could afford all 625 sq ft of this. A couple of them, maybe.