Me:: i met this guy at a bar...and he wanted my number - i said gimme your email - he said "I dont believe in the internet"
Me:: im like "wha?"
D: omg
Me:: i said...
Me:: "well, it EXISTS"
Me:: thats all i could think of to say
D: LOL
Me:: you dont believe in it?
Me:: wtf?
Me:: its like the virgin birth now?
D: geeez, that's like saying "I don't believe in the telephone"
Me:: oh god i just snorted pop out
D: lol
D: LOL
D: i don't believe in indoor plumbing
Me:: yea...i know
Me:: LOL
Me:: that one would be obvious