We should treat sick men like Anthrax.

You do not want to be anywhere near the entity known as the ill male human. They are selfish, whiny, grumpy, sleepy and illogical. They do not understand that at one time, we too...were as sick as they are now. They also do not understand that there are people who have been sicker than they are now. Life marches on. Things do not come to a screeching halt when they have the sniffles.

I love men, I really do. Especially this one. But next time you're sick, I'm going somewhere...else