The insanity has begun.

The booksale is a mere 56 hours away, and the calls are pouring in. Where is it? What time is the sale? How much are the books? Do you have (insert name of book here)? Is there parking? Do I have to wear pants? Can I bring my dog? Are you selling food? Am I a certifiable idiot?

I am going to go record a Book Sale Voice Mail...answering the most commonly asked questions. That way maybe the ingrates will leave me be.