I've read the bios, looked at the pictures and read about their favorite everything. Here's my take on the new Survivors:

Erin: She'll be good, looks like maybe a snot though.
Brian: Brought his guitar, that could be fun
Jan: She'll be one of the first ones to go. And what is with her hair?
Ghandia - gone-dee-ya. She went to City College in Denver? I've lived here all my life. I've worked in higher education. Never heard of the place.
Helen - One thing she won't miss is her toothbrush, cause she ain't been using one.
Penny: not worth a dime. She lists her favorite music as "alternative" and her favorite bands as NSync, Celine Dion and George Strait. Edgy shit, for sure.
Shii Ann: Clueless.
Stephanie: A contender. I'm gonna say she'll be in the final 3.
Tanya: Puhlease. She brought a brush. Plus, she likes Meg Ryan. Puke.
Clay: I love this guy. Unfortunately, he's gonna be the first to go.
Jake: He brought a journal and pen. He's my favorite so far. In the top 3.
Jed: Lists his favorite types of movies as "thought provoking". Lists his favorite movies as Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, and Swingers. Deep, very deep. He's a dental student tho, maybe he can do something about Helen's teeth.
John: A Pastor. Gonzo.
Ken: His luxury item is a NYPD shield. Yawn. Mentions 'beef' in three different "favorites" answers tho. gotta love that.
Robb: Cute as a button, dumb as toast. He brought a skateboard. Slap. Gone early.
Ted: He brought a shaving kit. Now we know he's not really bald. In the top 3.

There ya go.