Things We Would Never Know If It Wasn't For The Movies

`During all police investigations it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.
`All telephone numbers in America begin with the digits 555.
`If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing parade - at any time of the year.
`All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.
`All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French Bread.
`Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving.
`The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building you want without difficulty.
`You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
`Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do.
`The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.
`A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a beautiful woman tries to clean his wounds.
`If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.
`The Chief of Police is always black.
`When paying for a taxi, don't look at your wallet as you take out a bill - just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.
`If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.
`Word processors never display a cursor on screen but will always say: Enter Password Now.
`A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of RFK Stadium.
`Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.
`It is not necessary to say hello or good-bye when beginning or ending phone conversations.
`Even when driving down a perfectly straight road it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.
`All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.
`A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
`Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.
`It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
`When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.
`You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.
`Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment.