All of my toliet paper is missing.

I'm serious, when Emma was here last weekend she ran out of toilet paper, and had to fill the roll. (She does it all by herself, and follows the rule of whoever uses the last bit, refills..she's so good!)

Anyway, I had to open the linen closet for her and there was easily 7 rolls in there. And now they are just all gone. No one knows what happened to them. We've looked everywhere.

Now years ago, when Katie and Amanda were younger, toilet paper would go missing on a regular basis. Then we'd drive down the street the next day and some kids' houses were sporting my toilet paper hanging from their trees. No mystery there.

But this is weird. Im beginning to wonder if the drunk guy took it.