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I just had a nice long post going, now destroyed by freezing. Microsoft has encountered an error. It will now close. Danelle will now run screaming from the room.

The Taste was great fun today, even more fun with Katie and Charlie in tow. We shopped, we ate, we made fun of people. When we got separated (several times) we called each other's cell phones. Frequently we could hear each other's phones ringing, but didn't have the person in sight. "Hey where are y..oh there you are! click." Hilarious.

I was happy they have finally enacted a no pets rule this year. There is nothing worse than traipsing around the Capitol Hill People's Fair and every other downtown event stepping in dog shit and standing in line next to someone who possesses a vile animal, the most evil of all canines...a crotch sniffer. "Nice dog, mind if I stab him in the jugular?"
Seriously, are the dogs really having any fun? They don't seem to be. People still snuck some tiny ones in their bags tho. Wow, you're so daring! So risky! A veritable rebel! You brought in a Chihuahua!

The only thing that would have been more pleasant is if they'd enacted a "no empty stroller" rule. Why do you people bring a stroller (two and three wide, no less) and then let your kids walk? You're trying to wrangle the stroller with one hand, and a dawdling toddler with the other. News flash for you. Strap them in and just say no.

Some people act like they don't know how to behave in a crowd. Keep moving, you're in the walkway. Watch where you're going..we walked way out of our way for some Thai tea for me, Katie was carrying it and some fucktard was talking to someone behind her, had her head turned, but was walking forward and knocked the tea right out of her hand to the ground. You have no idea how bad I wanted to take this woman's misty mate and string her from the nearest tree with it. We got some more later tho. Katie also went out of her way to find me some coveted cotton candy, which was delicious. We even stopped for slurpees on the way home. mmmm...

Oooh, then..we came home and I had the house to myself for a bit. (heaven, HEAVEN I say!) And I decided to make some funnel cake with my trusty funnel cake kit. (I've made several so far, it's so fun!)

Well, I had a flash of brilliance when I saw that Katie had opened a box of brownie mix last night. (We frequently mix a small bowl of brownie or cake mix with water and eat it with a spoon, shut up)

So I made some liquidy brownie mix and drizzled it on the funnel cake, and then put the powdered sugar on top. Oh man, was it terrific. I can't wait to make Katie try it. hee.

Next weekend is our hometown festival, The Arvada Harvest Festival. It'll be a lot of fun, but on a teenier scale. The funnest part is running into people I know and some I went to high school with - all will be wrangling a stroller, a toddler and a crotch sniffing dog, no doubt - lol - I am such a bitch!

Katie and Daniel will miss it, because they will be relegated to the backseat of a rented Cadillac for 2 days driving to California with Dan and his wife. They're going for Dan's sister's 3rd wedding. His 5 sisters really like getting married, they do it a lot. They will only be there 2 days, and then have to come back.

I seriously hope Daniel and Katie can get along, there's nothing worse than a road trip when you're not getting along. Trust me on this one.

Mark picked up Emma today and we had the obligatory 3 hours of chatter but now she's in bed.

Movie time.