Props to the Presurfer for this one.




The Onion reports that marijuana is linked to sitting around and getting high.

"We have found that where there's marijuana," explained Institute spokesperson Roger Krell, "there's also a good chance of finding stoners on a couch passing around a bong." Krell added that in such situations, "There is also a strong likelihood of finding incense, a TV, and some chips, usually Ruffles."

Ridiculous. I don't even like Ruffles.