what sexual performer are you?


"You are perverted..in a way. Not only do you celebrate excess but you find ways of making everything exquisite. You like pool parties, lots of skin and other gatherings that turn into bachanallian bliss. You're a humanist with near inhuman carnal desires. More often than not your breed are predicted to rot in hell, so sayeth television evangelists.
Satan reserves a seat for you.
You won't demure from an orgy if invited and you never cease the search for new contorted bodily pleasures. The party-animal in you could smell the scent of sex from a mile away. You say yes to occasional bdsm and say no to bestiality.
Oral sex? You like it porn style.
Sexual positions? You can write kama sutra variations every year. "

Meeow...