I just got a spam email whose subject line reads:

"Watch your friend's hot mom get naked"

Ok, so who would that be. Dy? I have no desire to see Dy's mom naked. She's cute and seems fun and all, but I don't think seeing her naked would make me tingle or anything. Michele? Michele's mom is old. Really old. No thanks. Mark's mom is deceased. While I'm sure she probably is naked at this point, seeing her is not high on my list of erotic thrills.

You know if you're going to send spam email, at least make it sound plausible.