Emma just came down the stairs and said

"I'm being very Amish."
(since this is our term for being grounded, I thought maybe Daniel had been teasing her or something and told her she was Amish)
"Really? Why?"
"Because I just always am"
"Are you grounded?"
"No, just Amish, like Daddy."
"Oh, you mean British?"
"yea, British. I'm British on one side of my body, and 'merican on the other."
"True, but that's different than being Amish"
"Well they're both really nice people."