Charo.

Dont you love her? Mark and I were talking about her, he didn't know who she was..I can't believe she wasn't international. So I was looking up some sites about her and she's just so funny. Even her official site is a riot. There is a personal letter to her fans there that she allegedly wrote, which I'm 99% sure she did. You can't understand a word of it!

Who else is allowed to be so blatantly sexual and yet completely dense and void of any common sense? We just shake our heads and say "ooh, that Charo." If she comes out while we happen to be stopped on Jerry Springer while channel surfing...we all stop and watch. She has a new album out. Here are some of the tracks:

Hot
Bubbles
Clear Moon
Your Body Heat
Fantasy
Seduction
The Harvester and the Wagon Men ...(ooh..)

Cootchie Cootchie!