Came across this, and thought it was funny.

"Martin Luther King was all about peace. Non-violence. Getting along. But now it's just a holiday, and a street. In every town I've ever been in in America, there's a Martin Luther King Boulevard. But the street ain't about peace, and getting along. You can be certain if you're on MLK Boulevard, there's some violence going down. It isn't the safest place to be. You can't call somebody and say you're lost on MLK Boulevard.

"Dude, Im lost on MLK."
"Run! Run! Run!"

"And federal employees get the day off. That includes prisoners who have jobs. And prison guards. I wonder if James Earl Ray was walkin around prison saying "Damn, all these folks got the day off and nobody even thanked me."
~Chris Rock