I just love the spam I get. Sometimes, they are so proficient that I really do have to click into the email to make sure it isn't legit. One I just got said "I know all about you". Well, I found that a bit ominous so I clicked into it. Inside, the email said:

"Make your penis larger than life and last all night"

Well now. They don't know as much about me as they thought they did, now do they?